I think you are the victim of your own capacity to be locked long term and also being well used to being "weighted" with nice shaped toys for both pleasure and endurance. I am sure that once the weighted object is " pryed out of its nest" you will feel very

ODD

and take a while to get used to the freedom

inside, How will you handle being re plugged

2 days later before being re locked.
I am sure 2016 will be as much of a challenge as 2015 2014 2013,
At least you have never mentioned thigh bands as a daily addition as they would interfere with you job as they would never hide beneath your office look and driving I am told is awkward
I am sure that your husband will enjoy making your new year interesting
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